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‘Middle Of F*cking Nowhere’ – Enamel Mug
*This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
SPACE IS TIGHT IN YOUR PACK
But THERE’S ONE LUXURY YOU SIMPLY CAN’T FORGO — THE ENAMEL CAMPING MUG!
You don’t need many other tools with your enamel mug in tow, as it’s perfectly useful for just about anything — coffee, hot chocolate, beans, wine, soup. Or bourbon.
Every happy camper needs a unique camper mug. It’s lightweight, durable and multifunctional. Use it for your favorite beverage or a hot meal, and attach it to your bag for easy access on a hike!
* Don’t heat liquids or food directly in the mug—it can damage the coating.
Born in the backwoods of western Maine, they strive to bring humor to this glorious tragedy called life.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Please notify us within 14 days of product arrival if there is a problem with your order. A return address will be provided once contact has been made.
Most items are made to order and shipped within 3-7 business days. Shipping is via USPS and the cost is a flat rate.
Returns will only be accepted if there is a flaw in the making of the item (ie. wrinkled or lifting vinyl, faulty snap). Returns will not be honored for any other reason.
If the wrong size was ordered, exchanges will be honored. The buyer will be responsible for return shipping fees. Items should be in original condition. Custom pieces cannot be exchanged or refunded.
Help Feed Local Families
No one in Maine should go hungry. And we believe there is a solution to the problem of hunger in Maine. For every person who is currently in need, there are even more Mainers willing and able to reach out with a helping hand.
Every dollar you give can help Good Shepherd Food Bank distribute 3 meals to hungry people in Maine. The Food Bank also relies on the generosity of over 200 food donors, including supermarkets, wholesalers, distributors, manufacturers, and others. Individuals and organizations also donate food through Food Drives.
With the help of hundreds of volunteers, Good Shepherd Food Bank provides food to more than 178,000 Mainers each year. Volunteers help in many ways, including inspecting, sorting and packing food at our Auburn warehouse.
To Learn More, click here.
WEST FORKS, MAINE
The West Forks in Maine is where the Dead River and the Kennebec River meet, and this intersection of two powerful rivers has created one of the best areas for whitewater rafting in the region. Situated along the Old Canada Road National Scenic Byway, The West Forks is also in the heart of Maine’s premiere snowmobiling country and provides easy access to Maine’s interconnected trail system (ITS), which has hundreds of miles of well-marked trails through the wilderness, perfect for wildlife watching and enjoying the gorgeous scenery.
*A PORTION OF EVERY SALE HELPS SUPPORT WEST FORKS MAINE VOLUNTEER FIRE DEPARTMENT!
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