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‘Dead AF’ – Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
*This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
EVERY CLOSET NEEDS This!
A SOFT, COMFORTABLE, LIGHTWEIGHT, RELIABLE TEE YOU CAN WEAR JUST ABOUT ANYWHERE
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It’s comfortable and flattering for all with just the right amount of stretch.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain 48% polyester).
Born in the backwoods of western Maine, they strive to bring humor to this glorious tragedy called life.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Please notify us within 14 days of product arrival if there is a problem with your order. A return address will be provided once contact has been made.
Most items are made to order and shipped within 3-7 business days. Shipping is via USPS and the cost is a flat rate.
Returns will only be accepted if there is a flaw in the making of the item (ie. wrinkled or lifting vinyl, faulty snap). Returns will not be honored for any other reason.
If the wrong size was ordered, exchanges will be honored. The buyer will be responsible for return shipping fees. Items should be in original condition. Custom pieces cannot be exchanged or refunded.
Help Feed Local Families
No one in Maine should go hungry. And we believe there is a solution to the problem of hunger in Maine. For every person who is currently in need, there are even more Mainers willing and able to reach out with a helping hand.
Every dollar you give can help Good Shepherd Food Bank distribute 3 meals to hungry people in Maine. The Food Bank also relies on the generosity of over 200 food donors, including supermarkets, wholesalers, distributors, manufacturers, and others. Individuals and organizations also donate food through Food Drives.
With the help of hundreds of volunteers, Good Shepherd Food Bank provides food to more than 178,000 Mainers each year. Volunteers help in many ways, including inspecting, sorting and packing food at our Auburn warehouse.
To Learn More, click here.
WEST FORKS, MAINE
The West Forks in Maine is where the Dead River and the Kennebec River meet, and this intersection of two powerful rivers has created one of the best areas for whitewater rafting in the region. Situated along the Old Canada Road National Scenic Byway, The West Forks is also in the heart of Maine’s premiere snowmobiling country and provides easy access to Maine’s interconnected trail system (ITS), which has hundreds of miles of well-marked trails through the wilderness, perfect for wildlife watching and enjoying the gorgeous scenery.
*A PORTION OF EVERY SALE HELPS SUPPORT WEST FORKS MAINE VOLUNTEER FIRE DEPARTMENT!
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