#facebookwantsmedead

Autism makes things difficult to understand sometimes.

At least I think it does. For example, I have tried to imagine why someone would go through the trouble of proving to Facebook that I am dead. Because as I understand it, the policy Facebook has in place requires a family member or friend to make the request.

They then have to provide a scan or photo of the loved one’s obituary, death certificate, memorial card or other documentation confirming that they’ve passed away.

Somehow a screenshot is acceptable

Strict security, amiright?

Facebook then does ZERO verification that the account owner is still alive. I have received no communication from Facebook regarding the status of my account.

How Can I Prove I’m NOT Dead?


Facebook requires me to upload a photo of myself holding my government issued identification. I have been doing this every single day for the past two weeks. I have yet to receive a response, other than automated emails & dubious Facebook Fundraiser Payments chat bots.

I’m not sure if any of you can help with this ridiculous situation. I am obviously perfectly alive.

The problem is that I’ve been Facebook dead for several weeks now. I’m trying to run an online retail business that gives back to struggling communities and use Instagram & Facebook for networking and business sales. As Facebook believes that I’m dead, I’ve been locked out of all business features. 

I have no idea who provided Facebook with documentation proving my death, but again it’s obviously fraudulent. 

Given the requirements of Facebook’s memorialization policy, I can only imagine I was targeted by a ‘friend’ or family member for being an adult with autism. 

Facebook has continued to ignore repeated requests for account access and has yet to issue ANY form of communication with regards to my supposed death.

Sign the petition to help get my account back!

Why did you memorialize the account of Rev. Johan Paul Jansen, an adult on the autism spectrum who is trying to help local struggling communities? He isn’t dead. Please fix this and give him back his account access!

Help Send This Message, Sign The Petition Below To Email Facebook!

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Help Me Convince Facebook That I Am NOT Dead!

Why?

Why did you memorialize the account of Rev. Johan Paul Jansen, an adult on the autism spectrum who is trying to help local struggling communities? He isn’t dead. Please fix this and give him back his account access!

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